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Find a coat in O’Hara Airport?
I lost my coat at the USAirways gate in Chicagos O’hare airport a few weeks back. Hundreds of phone calls, and no luck so far.
It was a woman’s black dress coat with a hood.
Since I worked for the airlines, I contacted USAirways bag svc, The E gate & ticket counter directly, United L&F, ORD security, ORD airport general info & Chicago police dept (yeah, that’s the procedure to find a lost article……)
I was just hoping someone may have picked it up and wants to return it for a reward.
I think your odds of finding the person who has it here is a little less than if you just started calling random numbers in the phone book, genius.
Deep in It – Raphael Sebbag For United Future Organization & Pentagon (lost and found, at last mix)