I was reading in dismay until I saw the article date.

If that profile “number of hits” were true, how many people would be horrified. I mean how many times have you checked out that “someone” you like’s profile just to check them out even though you don’t really know them. How embarrassing would it be for you if they looked and you had checked out their profile as many times as their best friends or ex. lol
ha true about the baseball part. i didn’t really take much heed of that part until now. clearly a joke =}